Jam Jar Diner: An un-review
I chose this place, I must admit, because of its decor and ambiance. (Although my teenage self who claims to only like things ironically would deny, deny, deny this). The insides looked like the set of 'Alice in Wonderland' with a hint of 'The Burrow', with topsy-turvy shelves, light wood, the abundance of jars and pots and beautiful glass, and printed pastel mismatched cutlery in said shelves.
The slight haphazardness of the books on shelves, some stacked neatly, and the others at random angles really appealed to me, and the presence of the books is what made the place seem super cozy (like, no joke). They've even got over-flowing potted plants and bottles placed on a
ledge, which gives it an incredibly home-garden-esque feel, which adds
to the informality and the genuine comfort level of the place immensely.
What they've done really well, however, is their furniture. From seat cushions and sheets that look like they've come out of an expert DIY video to intricate, ornate lights that look like they could feature in any of India's average palaces, to dramatic blue-tinted windows and printed curtains, their furniture left me going "woah, this is so instagramable" multiple times. Even if I were to describe every detail on the flower-printed seats, upholstery, and the numerous shelves, I wouldn't quite do the sheer thought that went into designing this place any justice. (Also, that would be very tedious for both, you and me, so...).
The best, most dramatic bit of the entire place, though, is their jukebox. The structure looked like something out of 'Jumanji' and played happy-go-lucky (sort of christmasy) songs throughout.
The drastic variety of the furniture, yet the impeccable way in which it worked together is something many teenagers strive to achieve when designing their bedroom, but very few succeed.
Honey mustard chicken and bacon burger:
They just slide(er) you off your feet
This dish was the epitome of Dean
Winchester on a plate, and I'm sure a lot of you would adore that.
The bread was beautiful, and that isn't something you can say for
a lot of burger buns. It was buttered to perfection. What caught my
eye, though, was the chicken. The nuances of mustard weren't too
overpowering ( it could just be my Bengali self though; our tolerance
for mustard is way, like, way, too high), and the chicken itself was
perfectly cooked; it wasn't chewy in the least (Although, that didn't
help with the fact that I wanted it to last forever).
The portions of the burger's contents were
nothing if not generous, and I loved every bit of that bacon. For all
of you who've deemed bacon as 1. too salty, 2. too oily, fear not,
for the bacon here is really good at it's job, and that's more than
we can say for most of us.
The protein, together, made the burger
feel like the meal that it's supposed to be, but wasn't greasy and
sticky to the point where it numbed all your other senses and you
promised yourself you'd never eat anything ever again (albeit vows
like those last no longer than 10 minutes) . The greens and lettuce
added to the experience tremendously as they weren't soggy pieces of
tastelessness that I needed to dismiss to the far end of the plate,
behind an empty bowl just so that I wouldn't have to look at it. ( If
you can't see it, it doesn't exist, am I right? ( This is an
incredibly flawed concept; please don't actually use it.))
To add to the tall glass of
deleciousness- or should I say stout jar of deleciousness- the
burger was plated with a herd of fluffy, hot fries. If it were up to
me, every meal would be plated with those side of fries ( Yes, 'Bournvita'
and 'Parle G' too), much to my mother's disappointment, but what can
you do, right? The fries complimented the burger wonderfully and the
amount was just right for it to keep from overwhelming the dish
entirely and making the starch feel like a pile-on.
This wooden, rustic tray of deliciousness was probably my
favourite one for the day.
Lemon cherry pancakes
(I'm afraid I'm not clever enough to come up with puns twice in a row)
Breakfast
happens to be my favourite meal of the day (I like the idea of
sleeping and eating consecutively, you see), and along with my
undeniably large tolerance (if not addiction) to sugar, these
pancakes with the cherry sauce and squeeze of lemon were a match made
in heaven. Or, rather, our feeble idea of the dramatic fluffy-clouded
heaven with a large intricate gate and Dumbledore, but that’s a
story for another day.
The cherry sauce was beautifully sticky and
sweet, with generous bursts of fruit that definitely added an extra
element or texture to the jam, instead of being just a syrup. The
jam could be passed off as almost too sweet, but the tang of the
lemon cut through it wonderfully. The pancakes, however, were my
favourite bit. They were thick and soft, just the right amount of
brown at the top, and just the right amount of sweet to call it a
pancake (Pancakes need to have sugar, okay?), stacked on top of each
other with layers of luscious jam in the middle, plated on an
adorable printed plate with a floral design and pastel colours.
Speaking of, the cutlery went really well with the decor as well as
the dish we ate, and made me feel really cozy and comfortable in a
place I'd never been in before, which is something I really
appreciated as 'getting comfortable' isn't one of my fortes.
Also,
as someone who gets overexcited by food, overestimates her
appetite, and refuses to leave any food on the plate (It's almost
like a competition, and I've lost too many of those in my life), I
often end up packing some of my dishes and taking it home, which lead
to me discovering that the pancakes taste even better cold.
The
temperature is perfect for the jam, which stops being too sweet by
itself and the cold almost numbs the sugar down . And while the pancakes are
slightly stiffer, it is a tiny sacrifice for an amazing, amazing
upgrade. So, that is what I recommend... even though I was half
asleep, hungry, and moody after the 3rd season of Game Of Thrones at
3 am (To be honest, I could be pretty biased as the only other thing
in the fridge is cold 'lauki ki sabzi', and the chances are, I had
just witnessed a death (you can't keep track of them anymore.).)
Fish 'n' chips
As a bengali, I can assure you that I
know a little something about fish
(Translation: My mother knows
about the fish, I just complain about the frequency of its presence
in our house.) So, trust me when I say this: It was cooked to
perfection. The batter on the top was gorgeously golden brown, and
just the ideal amount of crispy (Although, there's no such thing as
too crispy, am I right? There's only “alloo bohot kacha tha,
didi.”) and you could hear the crunch resonate through your skull
as you took the first bite (Gosh, I'm so metal). The interior- the
actual fish- was pearl white and almost glistened, a tell-tale of the
fact that it was unbelievably fresh, and nearly crumbled, or slid,
into flakes when I cut into it and took the first mouthful, revealing
its extremely soft interior. The crackle of the batter, and the
melti-ness of the fish, while contrasting, were such an OTP, I swear.
The chips- or the fries to you free
people- were hot, fluffy, and salty too, and when douzed in soya
sauce worked magic with the vinegar to create a suprisingly great
combination. To my amateur Nigella watching self ofcourse! (Yes, I'm
the kid that needs to mix everything on the table (icecream and
ketchup too), but if you get a bitchin' combo out of it, it's all
good, isn't it?)).
Considering the amount of fried stuff
in this, I think it deserves a spot in the comfort food section.
Woohoo!
Jam Jar Diner had so many dishes, from savoury pancakes and waffles to the craziest of desserts to an impressive array of pastas to mocktails and smoothies, that sounded breath-taking and I'd have loved to try them all out, but my mundane little appetite decided to hold me back. So, yes, I will be returning to Jam Jar Diner... if only to hunt for some more pretty bookshelves that I can instagram.